[ She drags over a chair, smiling knowingly.

And settles down beside her, readying a story like she's done this a thousand times before. Dad skills: you never lose them. ]

I've got so many I could tell you... [ She glances round the medical tent, searching, perhaps, for inspiration... ]

Oh! How about that time I went undercover in hospital, 'cos I wanted to investigate some really weird readings I'd picked up, and ended up on the moon.

Me, and the whole hospital.